15th July 2013
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More noise than signal
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: USA
Posts: 7,983
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Quote:
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_%26_Leaves -- a great book.
Last edited by jggimi; 15th July 2013 at 12:56 AM.
Reason: clarity, typos
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