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Old 12th August 2008
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now, whose death do you suppose terminated it?
Maybe the man was clinically dead fo some time ...? Hmm, I think I just found a loophole in this whole marriage thing ...
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