Speaking of, by now I suspect most people have seen her campaign video. It's really quite funny, and I was a bit surprised at its cleverness. She does it perfectly. (No, I don't believe she's so stupid that she doesn't realize its absurdity, I think she knew exactly what she was doing.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiShuyitUlE
The original is on funny or die, but that requires flash 8.
Back to Wilde, I've always thought of him more as a wit than simple celebrity, so I don't think Paris is the right choice, even with a brain and sharp tongue. George Carlin?