April 22nd,
Oracle in a surprise decision has announce a new product, OrJavaMySQLSolarisSPARC 1.0.
This amalgamate of bellybutton lint will compete directly Microsoft's product line, A Oracle representive adds, "We definitely believe we're evenly matched, actually.. maybe we can buy them as well!".
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