Co-developing an operating system written in a language that changed the entire universe as we know it:
$15.6 septillion.
Being asked to prove you actually know how to use it: priceless.
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Thou shalt check the array bounds of all strings (indeed, all arrays), for surely where thou typest ``foo'' someone someday shall type ``supercalifragilisticexpialidocious''.