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Old 7th November 2008
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(2008-11-07 23:54:40) BSDFan666:
How dare you not accredit me for the microsoft.com find.
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Hhahahahaa, that is so priceless xD.
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Old 7th November 2008
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I don't think the whois server is hacked
Code:
$ dig MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.ITS.OWN.CRACKLAB.COM

; <<>> DiG 9.3.4 <<>> MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.ITS.OWN.CRACKLAB.COM
;; global options:  printcmd
;; Got answer:
;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: SERVFAIL, id: 1244
;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 1, AUTHORITY: 0, ADDITIONAL: 0

;; QUESTION SECTION:
;MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.ITS.OWN.CRACKLAB.COM.        IN A

;; ANSWER SECTION:
MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.ITS.OWN.CRACKLAB.COM. 567 IN CNAME wc.funnel.revenuedirect.com.akadns.net.CRACKLAB.COM.

;; Query time: 136 msec
;; SERVER: 192.168.222.10#53(192.168.222.10)
;; WHEN: Fri Nov  7 23:47:46 2008
;; MSG SIZE  rcvd: 109
Most of the others resolve too
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So? That doesn't mean anything, just that they filled in valid domains, nothing more.

Also note the modification date on the image above (7 Nov, 17:13).

And now:
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[~]% dig microsoft.com                                                                                                                              phong:0:52

; <<>> DiG 9.4.2-P1 <<>> microsoft.com
;; global options:  printcmd
;; Got answer:
;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 15757
;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 2, AUTHORITY: 0, ADDITIONAL: 0

;; QUESTION SECTION:
;microsoft.com.                 IN      A

;; ANSWER SECTION:
microsoft.com.          2709    IN      A       207.46.232.182
microsoft.com.          2709    IN      A       207.46.197.32

;; Query time: 11 msec
;; SERVER: 194.109.6.66#53(194.109.6.66)
;; WHEN: Sat Nov  8 00:53:05 2008
;; MSG SIZE  rcvd: 63
I'm pretty sure the whois data was somehow compromised, through `hacking' or otherwise ...
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I can haz ur vote?

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/v...x?ciid=2521900
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Hmm, what happenned to the Whois server?

This is another "can I have...":

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9...backot3ed4.gif

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Nothing happened to the whois server. That is normal, expected behavior. Those hosts are not domain names in and of themselves, but registered nameservers. You must register a nameserver so that, for example, NS records can follow it to the domain in which it lives.
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Who said Power to Serve ?
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Our good friend Jason Dixon, of OpenBSD fame, had a funny talk over at NYCBSDCon.

Like always, it was awesome.. and even funny!

http://talks.dixongroup.net/nycbsdcon2008/
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Gotta love pipeline

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Master Foo and the Ten Thousand Lines

Master Foo once said to a visiting programmer: “There is more Unix-nature in one line of shell script than there is in ten thousand lines of C”.

The programmer, who was very proud of his mastery of C, said: “How can this be? C is the language in which the very kernel of Unix is implemented!”

Master Foo replied: “That is so. Nevertheless, there is more Unix-nature in one line of shell script than there is in ten thousand lines of C”.

The programmer grew distressed. “But through the C language we experience the enlightenment of the Patriarch Ritchie! We become as one with the operating system and the machine, reaping matchless performance!”

Master Foo replied: “All that you say is true. But there is still more Unix-nature in one line of shell script than there is in ten thousand lines of C”.

The programmer scoffed at Master Foo and rose to depart. But Master Foo nodded to his student Nubi, who wrote a line of shell script on a nearby whiteboard, and said: “Master programmer, consider this pipeline. Implemented in pure C, would it not span ten thousand lines?”

The programmer muttered through his beard, contemplating what Nubi had written. Finally he agreed that it was so.

“And how many hours would you require to implement and debug that C program?” asked Nubi.

“Many”, admitted the visiting programmer. “But only a fool would spend the time to do that when so many more worthy tasks await him”.

“And who better understands the Unix-nature?” Master Foo asked. “Is it he who writes the ten thousand lines, or he who, perceiving the emptiness of the task, gains merit by not coding?”

Upon hearing this, the programmer was enlightened.
http://www.faqs.org/docs/artu/ten-thousand.html
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http://fun.drno.de/movies/The_Day_The_Routers_Died.mp4
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Couldn't include a synopsis?
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I'm not sure if anyone else will find this funny (except maybe OKO), but this just gave me my rofl'ing for the night :-)

http://heirloom.sourceforge.net/mailx_aux_c.html
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Thanks for the laugh TerryP.
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How childish not to rename aux.c
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Who said Power to Serve ?
I had pens of these, but I don't think that UNIX is the UNIX we mean It is more like an acronym, maybe? Nevermind, it is a good point (And great pens, too!)
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I'm not sure if anyone else will find this funny (except maybe OKO), but this just gave me my rofl'ing for the night :-)

http://heirloom.sourceforge.net/mailx_aux_c.html
You were right. I found it to be VERY fanny Thanks for pointing that out. I was not aware of the article.

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Not sure if you'll find this funny:

http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=5808099
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I looked at the thread and it didn't seem as if anyone really mentioned this forum. (There were links in sigs, but that was about all I saw in a quick scan.)
So, I gave a bit more of an explanation.
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The following is funny.. someone correct him please.

http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=6235761
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