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The Internet is a dangerous place
This will be especially noteworthy for those of you who use Java :
http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/06/17/1941200 |
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Distributed Denial of Coffee (DDoC), ROFLMBO !!!
When it comes to the language: I like Java a lot design wise, I've just avoided writing code in it as much as possible over the past 3.5 years or so ;-) When it comes to the beverage: I don't drink coffee or caffeine. Guess I am safe <_<
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I can't even spell Ju..Jau..Je.....aw, forget it.
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See definition 2, stukov. It will help you get the joke:
java noun
"java." WordNet® 3.0. Princeton University. 19 Jun. 2008. <Dictionary.com http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/java>. |
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Why would someone want a networked coffee pot?
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How about this definition:Java
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Hey, with a coffee maker like that people can finally add a set of *-coffee-maker macros to emacs ;-)
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In high school, I was in a physics class that was rather, uh, different. We had our own marching band; need I say more? (Oh, and there is more!)
Our teacher was a Canadian who had problems with the US military draft back then (didn't I say there was more?). He was showing how the solution to a problem made no sense because it ended with 11 joules of energy being driven into the ground and "Of course, why would we need to drive 11 joules of energy into the ground?" After a very brief pause as we all looked at each other, "Leaf" said, "Well, now, wait a minute..." |
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Ah! Now I get it....
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident! |
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Or switch to decaf.
(Note: I did RTA, I'm just being glib) |
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I used to have an automatic coffee maker too, make a horrible screeching noise too ..... But then I divorced her.
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Laugh Out Loud
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